You're hired...just kidding...you're fired

Damn, and I thought my professional life sucked.

Welcome to middle age.

Ten years with a company, only to find that your best days are behind you and that no one remembers any of them. All anyone remembers is your latest mistake.

I love my life.

Wagner, Max. Wagner

You have to read all the way through the comments. They're better than the post itself. I'm too intimidated (and laughing too hard) to come up with my own.