Sometimes I Feel Like Felix Rodriguez

This morning I set a personal "best" by correcting four different headlines. It's difficult to convey to someone outside the world of Big Time Wire Service Journalism what this means. But imagine a relief pitcher giving up three runs before actually getting a batter out. Only the manager leaves you on the mound, because needs innings from you, as he used up the bullpen in an extra innings game the night before. Then you give up back to back home runs the following inning, followed by a balk, a wild pitch, a hit batsman, and another home run.

Sometimes all you can do is look to the heavens and say, "Please, Reverend Jim! More Kool-aid!"

Recommended listening: Texas Tornados - Live From Austin, TX. If you love Los Lobos, 60s R&B or garage rock, this album will kick your ass. It's coming out Nov. 1. Order it from NYCD, the best damn record store in the country.

Viva la Sahm!