Why I love my son
He sleeps deeper and more happily to the Talking Heads than he does to the dulcet tones of BuckCarver. Because of Jacob, I was fortunate enough to have the TV audio off when Liz Phair sang (sic) "God Bless America" under about three tubes of caulking on her face. Her rendition doesn't count in the box score against the White Sox, but it should.
If they let the Waco Brothers sing the national anthem in Game 5, all will be forgiven.

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Liz's singing "God Bless America" may be the most perversely punk rock move of her career, or it's simply further proof of how lame she's become. Take your pick.
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