Bernard Pivot Questionaire

With a nod to James Lipton, I continue my self-indulgent jag.

What is your favorite word? schneid

What is your least favorite word? capture

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Truth

What turns you off? Insincerity

What is your favorite curse word? Pigfucker!

What sound or noise do you love? My daughter's giggle.

What sound or noise do you hate? My son's wail.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Journalism

What profession would you not like to do? Telemarketing

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "To the bar? To the bar."