Whatever happened to campfires, panty raids and shaving cream fights?

So in sitting down to play poker this weekend with my father-in-law, brother-in-law, 13-year-old nephew and my 9-year-old niece, my nephew boasts that he will be employing strategies learned in "gambling camp."

Huh?

Apparently, in math camp, they use poker to teach game theory.

Next year's summer plans include drinking and smoking camp, with optional courses on pulling birds.

For the record, my 9-year-old niece wiped us all out ... in poker, not pulling birds.