File under: Rosebud was his sled.
Upon hearing that J.K. Rowling was upset that the New York Times's Michiko Kakutani did her job, I've decided it's my sworn duty to reveal the ending to the Harry Potter franchise.
Harry is enjoying a quiet dinner in a local Hogwarts diner, listening to "Whiter Shade Of Pale" on the jukebox, when the last 10 pages of the novel turn black.
You heard it here first.
posted by stax920 @ 11:23 AM
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Did my wonderful (long suffering) husband tell you that I was 11th in line to get my copy? And in order to make that happen, he cut about 150 people who'd shown up at at 7 AM to queue for a bracelet. (He arrived at 8:30 AM.)
That's right. He's the shizz.
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