Carpenters

If the Carpenters do get in the book, I'll get to use the line: "They did to 'Please Mr. Postman" and 'Ticket To Ride' what the Allied forces did to Dresden in 1945."

Feel free to submit more tasteful metaphors.

And check out Shonen Knife's cover of "Top Of The World," which could well redeem Richard and Karen's career.