Mediocre Bowl

As a one time media writer, I feel obligated to watch the biggest media event of the year for the advertisements ("I'm only reading it for the articles! Really!").

I have no idea who will win. But I'm intrigued at the prospect of the Peyton Manning. the whitest man I've ever seen in my life, splattered across the gridiron.

But then Chicago fans posted a banner that read: "CHICAGO BEARS: HERE TO FINISH WHAT KATRINA STARTED" during the Chicago-New Orleans game last week. So I would consider my life enriched to see their carcasses splattered across the gridiron.

Can I wish for both teams to lose?