I Am The Eck Man

I can't decide which is worse: Jeff Suppan spouting know-nothing Republican indoctrination or another 12 months of David Eckstein descriptions including, "pesky," ""gritty," "clutch," "gutsy," and "plucky."

Let me offer my own adjectives for the Eck-Man: "short," "white," "non-hitting," "lucky,""overrated."